![]() First published in two newspapers: it was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Timesĭo you know what Tolstoy said when he finished writing ‘War and Peace’? It’s a long story. 3 It’s hard to tell if your librarian likes you, or if you are just reading too much into it. Sean Connery’s no good at DIY – he built a bookcase but a book slid off and hit him on the head. But this is easily sorted you can just put on a book jacket. Stay in Charlotte Brontë’s parsonage home – it’s listed on Eyre B’n’B See more ideas about library humor, library memes, bones funny. It’s out of this world and I can’t put it down. Explore Kathy Domboskis board 'Overdue notices', followed by 122 people on Pinterest. I’m reading a book about space and anti-gravity. Why did the book go to hospital? To have its appendix removed.ĭo you have any books about pantomimes? They’re behind you! Oh yes they are! Where do books hide when they’re scared? Under the covers. Why didn’t the thief steal the dictionary? (Puns, puns galore) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue insert library pun). Its okay to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it. The actress recalled the ordeal in a series of tweets. ![]() Sumpter’s mother, Janice Acquista, was recently arrested in the Tarheel state due to, the actress claimed, a 10 balance for an overdue library book. ![]() I only found out about the library at the end of the street, they’ve been very quiet about it. A book fell on my head I can only blame my shelf. I couldn’t get a reservation, they’re fully booked. What type of photograph can you take in a library? A shelfie. Tika Sumpter recently tweeted a piece of advice for North Carolina residents: make sure you turn in your library books. Take a look at these hilarious (and cringe-worthy) library puns that will bring out the book nerd in you: 1. Which author drinks his tea in the timber shed? PG Wodehouseĭid you hear about the librarian who slipped over? He was in the non-friction section. How can you tell when two books are in love? They’re both on the same page. Why wouldn’t the novel let any other book share its bookcase? Because it was shelf-ish. Enjoy April Fool’s Day with Jesmond Library! Why shouldn’t you look inside CS Lewis’ wardrobe?
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